Hi there!
In my Friday English classes, which have two periods aimed at improving our writing skills, I have some rather eccentric friends. One of them said some really funny and cringe-worthy things during the second period when we were discussing design. As usual, we had a lot of discussions and fun times, but something changed when this particular topic came up: "What is your color, word, and animal?" We shared our thoughts with each other.

Student:  "I am like red and black because I have passion and a dark side."

Teacher: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. If you went to a bar and said this, every girl would look at you and talk to you. Hahahahahahahahah.

Student: But I don't think it's good to say I'm cool recently.

Teacher: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. Then, what is your animal?

Student: I think I am a wolf.

Teacher: Hahahahahhahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Every student in my class was laughing out loud. It was like a scene from a drama. He was in his own world.

（彼の迷言）
俺は情熱とダークな一面がある。 
最近俺自分のことをかっこいいっていうのあんまよくないと思うんだよね。
俺はたぶん狼だと思う。

授業中に何ゆうてはりますの、お兄さん。