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‘MICROWAVE OVEN’

wait what is this. ‘multifunctional microwave oven with healthy air fryer convection cooking’ whaaat

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‘you could microwave, air fry, broil, convection bake’

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whoaaaaaa wait wait wait what is this cracked!????

wait wait wait wait WHAT

‘eight in one built-in air fry...air fryable microwave oven’??

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WHAT

‘you could air fry microwave and convection bake‘

.....that’s all you need.....that’s all you need!

wait. I don’t think I could just buy this on the spot right now, but I’ll add it to my...I’ll add it to my ‘save for later’

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cuz like I can’t just tell my parents “I bought you a air fryer” *hahaha

I can’t just- I can’t just buy a air fryer and just be like “here you go”

I don’t think that’s allowed *haha

but this is nice...this kinda nice

‘read for reviews’? it’s four and half stars. it’s legit this is legit

......silence *staring at the amazon.com page

POSITION MEMORY TURNTABLE?

‘Innovative position-memory technique resets the turntable to the initial position every time after use, avoids you from accidentally getting hurt when taking the mug or dish out.’

WHAT

WHAT

it memorizes the turntable! for a microwave?

......WHAT

................WHAAAT

who programmed that

who would.....WHAAAAAAAAT why?why?? *haha

why would you-HUH? HUH???

but honestly having a microwave in a- uh what do you call it, convection oven, pretty much into one is kind of insane. kind of big brain. and that would-that would help...that would help a lot with like saving countertop space. because we have so much stuff on our countertop. this would save a lot of countertop space and I think that would be really really nice. so I’ll put it to ‘save for later’ I might buy it in the future *BUT NOT NOW* because uh..... cuz uh....we actually have uh people coming in soon to like our windows. or actually...

“can you share the link?”

uh the oven’s name is a ‘Toshiba ML2EC10SA’ that’s the name

wait do I- naur no no wait

I would impulse buy this? but my family would probably say “what the frick Shu?” and I’ll be like “you’re right...”

*ahahaha

wait, but- it’s a convection oven, and we are th- the...we don’t have to use our toaster oven and microwave oven separately if that’s the case. that would be great

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well...oh there’s...there’s other brand too though. is this like a new trend? air fryer and microwave oven into one? is this like a new trend?

I didn’t know this. I would have never guessed.

“buy it now just fo fun to later”? WHAT NO

oo do I wanna a mattress?

*hahaha nooo no no no this is bad, this is bad. they’ve got the foot in the door. amazon prime day’s got a foot in my door. it’s so bad. I’m gonna play a cookie clicker.

*hahaha

okay, wait, wait. BUT...BUT..........WHAT

do I? do I buy it? wait....wait, do I- *inhale

DO I? .....wha-wha-do i....do i....*hahaha

wait, one sec, lemme- let me ask, let me ask, let me ask my family! are they even awake? I dont even know I’ll be back

*AFK to ask fam at 2am

no one’s awake! *hahahaha

no one’s awakeeeee

...wait, if I order it and if it delivered and-wait...

can I- would it be toxic if I order it, order it now, and then if my-if my fam says nah, I could return it? *hehehaha or is that-is that toxic? is that toxic? *fuhahaha is that toxic? “how is it toxic?” it’s a-it’s a whole microwave oven! *ehehaha

imagine being the person trying to deliver this microwave oven like-like...”order it and say surprise”? “YOLO Shu YOLO”? “never toxic”?

you know-we could use a new microwave oven! you could use a new microwave oven! *chahahaha

okay, you know what ok... after I buy a microwave oven... shouldn’t buy anything else for prime day. that’s my-I should just cut it off there right? I shouldn’t buy anything...no! *ahahaha I should end it-wait....wait chat,chat,chat! am I forgetting something that I should buy?

*looking through other random stuffs for 3min*

so...okay...I’m already buying a microwave *ahahaha I’ve just realized. I’ve realized I’m like this close to the microwave. *ahahahaha

.....nonono ok, I’m already buying a microwave!

chat, I’M BUYING A FRICKING MICROWAVE it’s ah *ahahahahaha

okay, you know what, I’m-I’m-I’m just gonna-I’m just gonna check out, ok let’s do this. where’s the check out button? and make sure it’s on my card and nobody else’s. like, I don’t want a random credit bill on my parents’ credit card for ah- for a microwave *uhahaha

ok, that’s mi-that’s mine, yes. ‘use this payment method’...wait, the- what’s today? HOLY COW. that’s a fast delivery, ok. okay, okay. uhhhhh when is that? uhhhhhm what are these delivery’s options? what the heck? oh ohh, I’m just gonna go for it. ‘PLACE YOUR ORDER’-wait, right card right? okay, PLACE YOUR-okay. *ahaha

yo!! I hope-I hope my family’s not gonna be like “is your card fine? is your card hacked? did someone hack our amazon account? did someone buy a microwave?” *ahaha

yo, what the heck. WHAT AM I DOING. I’m buying a MICROWAVE. *AHAHAA

I bought a microwave air fryer. what the heck am I doing o stream??? HOLY COW WHAT AM I DOING chat! holy cow *AHAHAHA at 2am in the morning...I hope they don’t think that I-that I hacked anything. “show them the VOD”? I don’t wanna show them my stream! “your mom will be glad”? *fuhahahaha “good investment”? HONESTLY, honestly kinda POG. kinda pog. you know, our microwave is broken right now too. the lamp doesn’t work. “basic 2am things”? holy cow, happy prime day. yeah for those who haven’t done prime day shopping yet, uh-you have like roughly an hour.

“explain in the morning”? *gasp OH SHOOT I just noticed. there’s gonna be windows repair people coming in at 8am in the morning. I should-I need to be up by 8am. *ahahahaaaaaa waittt no reason why they’re asleep, they’re gonna wake up at 8am for the window repair people to come in. I just-I’ve just realized. holy cow. *ahahahaa I should sleep soon. I should slee-*ahahahaha it’s 2am now

*talking about next stream*

“stay up until 8am”? to explain that I bought a microwave on amazon? *hahaha

wait, I don’t even know the- WAIT WAIT WAI-WAI-WAI-WAIT! wait , lemme- wai-wai-wai-wai-wait. I don’t even know if the microwave actually fits-fits in our countertop. wait one sec, I-I-I-I forgot about that, wait lemme...wai-wai-wai-wai-wait. one sec one sec one sec. how big is the microwave?

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*hahahaha wait, how big is the microwave? how big is it? what are the dimensions?

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okay, wait....okay....ok, I’ll be right back. I’m gonna measure my countertop little quick. *AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

*measuring for 1 minute*

we are goooood *ehehehahaha WE ARE GOOOOOOOOD let’s gooooooo *ahahaha we’re gooood we’re goood! we are fitting this microwave! we are gooood *AHAHAHAHA we- *ahahahahaha we are goooood....holy cow what am I- *hahahaha what am I doing *hehaha

“forgot the dimensions OMEGALUL”? thank you for the superchat *mhahaha

thank you for reminding me about prime day, I saved some money today. on sale! on sale! “oh the dimensions for the xbox mini fridge”? no I’m not getting a xbox mini fridge. I got a MICROWAVE. I got a microwave *ahahaha no! I’m not getting it!

yeah I’ve realized how wide my countertop actually. it was pretty wide. it was wider than I thought it was.

“did you really save money though?”uhh-if I were to, I was gonna buy it one way or the other eventually. uh I think. “POG investment”? yeah yeah POG POG. pretty pog.

“big house”? nah, a microwave isn’t that big. you know? I don’t think it’s that big.

“I’m back, did Shu finally buy something?” YES! I bought a MICROWAVE! a microwave air fryer convection oven which is the same thing combo. I bought that. oh yes the heart rate monitor too. I bought a heart rate monitor, I bought a soda stream bottle, wait why did I soda stream bottle? do I need a soda stream bottle?....“but not rice cooker?” yeah they didn’t have the rice cooker I wanted. “test it on stream”? the air fryer capabilities? I don’t know... “it’s a good deal if you need it”? yeah yeah yeah! “you sound so proud”? it’s all about the confidence! YOU GOTTA BE CONFIDENT! it’s confidence, man! shopping! shop with confidence! *nfufunnmfufu

“are you gonna keep them all in your room?” no I’m not gonna have a microwave in my room. it’s gonna be in kitchen *haha it’s gonna be in the kitchen!

*mhahaha “please put the amazon away”? no, it’s already away, don’t worry. I-I-I need to explain to my family though. that I bought a microwave cuz it was prime day *hahaha “confidence? more like impulsivity”? IT COULD BE BOTH! *mmfufuha not that it should be, but-it could be both? *hahahahaaaa “do your parents know?” uhhhm no, they’re asleep right now, but I bought a microwave. *ahahahahaaaa “will you update us on the reaction?’” umm uh maybe...if it’s-if its positive *ufuhahahaha all right, I bought the- the upgrade(?)

ALL RIGHT! thank you for the stream today! it was fun uh shopping....uh playing cookie clicker-uh....all this all that, but yeah! “what if they bought it already?” NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOO....... ‘amazon.com’ no no no no no you-you-you-you would not, you would not.

*STARING AT THE HISTORY PURCHASE DESPERATELY*

no they only bought tea. it’s fine. *ehahaha

OHHHHHHH YOU SCARED ME holy cow you scared me so much *breath what if they bought a microwavealready and then I just buy another microwave?? holy cow that’s a HORROR STORY holy cow. *inhale Jesus. thank you. *ahahaha that’s a horror story holy cow. yea that scared me *hahaha

but anyways I need to be up by 8am so that’s gonna be all for me today. thank you all so much for the stream today. uhhh uhhh I’ll explain to my...to-to to the family that I bought a microwave uh eventually um uhhh and uh yeah

and until next time I’ll see you all on the other side! bye bye byeee! otshu!otshu! bye byeeeeee! *silent laughter

what have I done....*ahahahaha

FIN