ようこそ　ようこそ
パパは金持ち　ママ美人

弟は賢くて　妹かわいくて
おまけに私ときたら　狂ってる

なんて素敵なマイファミリー！

庭には五本脚の犬がいる
屋根には三日月刺さってる

玄関の扉は逆さまで
廊下の真ん中　穴がある

居間はプール　寝室クール
台所なんか　どこにもない

さあさ　遠慮はしないでね

ワニの靴なんか　脱いじゃって
こんな家政婦　脱がしちゃって

二階に上がって　窓を開けたら
そこは秘密の地下室よ

壁紙　血でにじんでるけど

中世の家具　ずらり並んでるから
きっと気に入ってもらえるわ

これ　なんだかわかる？

洒落た陶器の便器じゃなくて
ナマズヒゲ仕掛けの管弦楽団

一緒に踊りたいけど
あいにく指揮者は私なの

だから　勝手に踊ってよ
どうぞ　勝手に踊ってよ
　

Welcome

Welcome. Welcome.
Dad is rich, mama is beautiful.

My brother is smart and my sister is cute.
In addition, I am crazy.

What a nice my family!

There is a five-legged dog in the garden.
The roof of the house has a crescent moon.

The entrance door is upside down,
There is a hole in the middle of the corridor.

The living room is a swimming pool. The bedroom cool.
There is no kitchen anywhere.

Come on, do not hold back.

Take off alligator shoes
This housekeeper is removed

Go upstairs and open the window
That's a secret cellar.

Wallpaper blotting with blood, but
Because medieval furniture lined up

You surely like it.

Do you understand this?

Not a witty pottery toilet
Orchestra by drooping moustache.

I want to dance with you though
Unfortunately the conductor is mine.

So dance without permission.
Please dance on your own.