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Hey, what's up, guys?
やあみんな、調子はどうだ？

  
Your Boy, Michel Angelo here, 
bringing you another video.
また動画をお届けするよ

  
So you know the vibes every Sunday.
毎週日曜日のお決まりだね

  
Demon Slayer Sunday 
Katana Kaji no Sato Hen a.k.a.
鬼滅の刃の日曜日「刀鍛冶の里編」

  
Kimetsu No Yaiba 
The Sword Smith Village arc,
別名”The Sword Smith Village arc”だ

  
Your boy is here for 
season three, Episode five.
３期の第５話を観ていくぞ

  
Last episode was 
absolute insanity, bro.
前回はマジで凄かったよ

  
There was so much going on.
色んなことが起こってた

  
We started off with Muichiro saving Kotetsu from Finding Nemo,
無一郎がファインディングニモから小鉄を助けて

  
which is absolutely fantastic.
あれは凄かったなｗ

  
So Muichiro was able to analyze 
the situation and realize
無一郎は状況から判断して

  
that the weak point is on the 
vase on its back.
背中の壺が弱点だと気付いた

  
So he cut it up, and you know, 
Finding Nemo was done.
そしてそこを斬ってニモをやっつけた

  
But little did we know there 
were more Finding Nemos
けどニモは１匹だけじゃなかった

  
 that came into the village later on.
さらに大勢が里を襲っていた

  
Goddamn, Finding Nemo’s brothers came through.
ニモの兄弟たちが来たんだ…まったくｗ

  
Anyway, we got to see a little bit of Muichiro’s back story.
とにかく、無一郎の過去がちょっと解ったね

  
Apparently the reason why he has, you know, amnesia and memory loss.
どうやら彼が記憶喪失なのは

  
I guess he went to a traumatic,
なにかトラウマを引き起こす

  
you know, event that caused him to lose his memory and everything.
事件があったのが原因なんだろうな

  
We saw a little bit of a flashback of him
少し回想があったよね

  
talking to Kagaya and everything 
like that.
耀哉と話してる回想が

  
So I'm really curious to find out 
what the full story is.
一体何が起こったのか気になるね

  
But he looked very injured
あの回想では

  
in that flashback and everything 
when he was talking to Kagaya.
重傷を負ってるように見えた

  
So, yeah, so Kotetsu let him know that 
小鉄は無一郎に

  
Kanamori was being attacked and,
鉄穴森が襲われてることを伝えた

  
you know, he's protecting Hagenezuka
鉄穴森は炭治郎の刀を

  
because Haganezuka is currently forging,
修復しようとしている鋼塚を

  
you know, a sword, Tanjiro’s sword.
守ろうとしてる

  
And you know that process
 cannot be stopped
それだけは何としても阻止しないと

  
So Muichiro is going to need to 
help him out
無一郎が鋼塚を守って

  
and protect him as he does that work.
刀を完成させる必要がある

  
And Kanamori is being attacked as well, you know, So they headed off to
鉄穴森も襲われてるから

  
you know, the direction of where Kanamori is with Kotetsu, Muichiro, Kotetsu
無一郎と小鉄は鉄穴森の元へと向かってるんだね

  
And then we moved on to the whole situation that's going on with Genya.
そしてそこから玄弥へと話が切り替わる

  
Man, like, I don't know what 
the heck is going on
彼に一体何が起こってるんだ

  
but everything has been so sussed
けど炭治郎が玄弥の歯が

  
with Ganya from the moment that Tanjiro realize
元通りになったのに気付いた時から

  
that his tooth grew back, you know?
玄弥はちょっと怪しかった

  
So I don't know what kind of healing factor this man has
一体どんな再生術を持ってるんだろう

  
but I'm excited to find out 
what the hell is going on.
それを解明するのも楽しみだ

  
Also, thank you guys so much for letting me know the reason why he was
あと、コメントで教えてくれてありがとう

  
He was chanting that Amida Sutra
玄弥が経典を唄ってるのは

  
Gyomei is his you know, trainer 
and everything, his master, you know.
行冥が玄弥を訓練してた師匠だからだね

  
So it kinda makes sense why he would be chanting that Amida sutra because,
だから経典を唄ってのも納得だ

  
you know, every time we see Gyoumei, he’s like Namuamidabutsu...
だっていつも行冥は「南無阿弥陀仏…」って

  
So I guess he believes in the Buddha, and Amida Sutra and everything.
きっと熱心な仏教徒なんだろうな

  
So I guess he was kind of channeling his teacher, I suppose, when saying all those,
経典を唱えたのはたぶん哀絶との闘いの中で

  
you know, prayers and chanting while he was fighting Aizetsu, you know.
師匠を自分に”降ろす”ためだったのかも

  
But God damn man, Genya is
 he's built different, man.
けど、玄弥は何かが違うね

  
This man can not take any damage.
まったくダメージを受けない

  
He’s absolutely insane. Also, baby girl Mitsuru is finally here, bro.
凄いよね、あと蜜璃もようやく来たぞ

  
We are not looking good Tanjiro and Nezuko got packed up.
炭治郎と禰豆子もやられて状況は悪い

  
by Urogi, Sekido and frickin Karaku bro.
空喜、積怒、可楽に苦戦してる

  
Like we are not looking good.
戦況は厳しいぞ

  
But now that baby girl Mitsuri is here　Oh, I think we are
けどベイビィガール蜜璃が来たから…

  
I think we're going to be okay, right? Yeah. Anyway, thank you guys.
もう大丈夫だよな？あと、蜜璃が前回

  
Also so much for letting me know.
どこにいたのか教えてくれてありがとう

  
I was asking a lot where where she was in the previous episode.
前回「蜜璃どこ？」って言いまくってたから

  
and the conversation that they were having with Tanjiro
炭治郎と一緒に玄弥を探して

  
when they were trying to look for Guangya and bring him some food.
食事を持って行こうとしてた時の会話で

  
You know, she was called by one of the Kakushis to go, you know,
隠の１人に伝えられてたね

  
Oversee the whole, you know, creation or crafting over a Nichirin blade.
日輪刀の調整を見るために工房に来て欲しいって

  
So that's been going on for, I think, 
a couple of days because
その調整が二日ほどかかったんだろうな

  
Tanjiro was training also with 
Yoriichi Type Zero and everything.
炭治郎も縁壱零式と特訓してたし、ね

  
So I guess the forging of her sword
ってことは刀の調整は

  
took a little bit of time and
 everything you know
少し時間がかかってたってことだ

  
but now that it's complete,
けどそれも終わって

  
she's finally heading back to the,
 to the village to join the fight.
ようやく里に向かって加勢出来る

  
And I'm very, very excited
どんな展開になるか

  
to see how all of that's 
going to go, you know?
とっても楽しみだよ

  
So thank you guys so much for reminding me about that.
その事も教えてくれてありがとう

  
I totally forgot that she had gone to get her Nichirin blade.
蜜璃が刀を取りに行ってたの忘れてから

  
you know, forge and everything and add a couple of, you know, I suppose
きっと日輪刀の最後の

  
tweaks and everything, you know, 
to oversee the
微調整をしてたんだろうね

  
you know, creation of her 
Nichirin blade and everything.
最後の仕上げってわけだ

  
So, yeah man I'm excited jump into this particular episode.
とにかく、この回を見るのが凄く楽しみだ

  
Last one was absolute insanity.
前回は超ヤバかった

  
So without any further ado, 
your boy is here.
前置きはこのぐらいにしよう

  
I've spoken enough. 
That's enough for the recap.
前回のおさらいはもう充分だね

  
Let's jump right in!!
さあ、見てみよう！！

翻訳後編

（動画22:56～）

Bro...
ブロォ…

  
Oh, my frickin God UFOTABLE...
まったく…UFOTABLE…

  
That “U” for “unlimited budget” man...
Uは”unlimited budget（無限の予算）”のUだな…

  
I'm going to watch that 
Hinokami Kagura scene...
さっきのヒノカミ神楽のシーン…

  
100 and million more times. 
Because, bro.
あと１億回は見るね　なぜなら…

  
They didn't need to pop off that hard.
あそこまでやる必要ないだろお！！

  
But they did, bro. Did you see that?
でもやってくれた！！見たかよ！？

  
So now, now would make okay... 
so I'm going to need to go back.
色々合点が…よしまずは振り返ろう

  
Because so much was happening
and I was trying my best to read as I...
色々起こってたし、俺もあの神作画の中

  
you know, as I was trying to process 
all of that Godly animation.
ついていくので精一杯だったから

  
So Yoriichi’s sword back then, judging from what Sekido said,
まず縁壱の刀は積怒の言葉から察するに

  
he felt it in Muzan’s cells, 
You know, the fear.
無惨の細胞で感じたんだ　「恐怖」をね

  
That Muzan had way back in the day when he was fighting Yoriichi.
遥か昔に縁壱と戦った時に感じた恐怖だ

  
you know the same exact type of blade the red bright red blade. Just like that.
まったく同じ赤い刀なんだよ

  
The raging sword Sekido 
called it just like that,
積怒は「赫刀」って言ってたな

  
You know, he almost beheaded Muzan.
あと少しで無惨の頸を斬れた刀だ

  
I'm really shocked, 
to be honest with you.
正直かなり衝撃を受けたね

  
And I'm really hoping at some point we get that Yoriichi back story
いつか縁壱の回想もやって欲しいね

  
with how the battle between him 
and Muzan went.
無惨との闘いがどうだったか知りたいから

  
Because I'm genuinely shocked how...
だって縁壱が

  
If Yoriichi was so much 
of a badass like that
そこまで強い剣士だったのなら

  
How the hell did Muzan 
you know escape his clutches?
無惨はどうやって生き延びたんだ？

  
You know? Like, that's 
what I'm curious about.
だろ？そこらへんが是非知りたいよ

  
Hopefully we'll get that soon.
早くやってくれるといいな

  
But.. Did I not call it, did I not call it?
けどさ…俺の言った通りだったろ？

  
I figured when Nezuko was holding Tanjiro’s blade like that and pouring her blood,
あんな風に炭治郎の刀を握って血を注いでるのを見たら

  
the only thing that came to mind for me
真っ先に思いついたのは

  
was that she was going to 
wrap his sword
血の炎で刀を

  
with her explosive blood, you know, the flames. And she did it.
覆うってことだ　正にその通りになった

  
He absolutely did it, man.
やってくれたよねえ

  
So here's what I need you guys to do.
あと、教えて欲しいことがある

  
Let me know in the comment section
コメントで書いてくれ

  
Was Yoriichi’s.. or maybe I'll go back and check it out also just to be sure
縁壱って…まあ、後で見返すと思うけど

  
Was Yoriichi’s blade also black? 
Or, you know, was it black first
縁壱の刀って黒色？それとも最初から黒で

  
And then later on when he was facing Muzan, it turned red or like
無惨と戦った時に赤になったとか？

  
How exactly did that work?
一体どういう仕組みなんだ？

  
Because judging from the memory with Sumiyoshi right there,
だって炭吉の記憶によると

  
with his wife talking, you know
奥さんが言ってたよね

  
and judging from what Tanjiro said,
炭治郎も言ってたけど

  
he said that potentially Yorriichi’s blade was also black.
縁壱の刀も黒色だったって

  
Like, because, I mean, we haven't seen what his like the blade looks like itself
だってまだ刀がどんな姿なのか見れてないし

  
and we've only seen it like sheathed and everything in the scabbard.
見れたのは鞘の部分だ

  
But we haven't seen like 
what it looks like.
刀自体がどんな姿かは見れてない

  
I mean we did get a... okay, maybe
いや…ちょっとは…

  
in the entertainment district
when Tanjiro was fighting Daki
遊郭編で炭治郎が堕姫と戦ってる時に

  
and she had that memory 
just like the way
積怒が感じたような記憶を堕姫も

  
Sekido did here with Muzan’s 
cells and everything.
無惨の細胞から見てたよね

  
We saw how his blade..., but that wasn’t like a closer... okay..
その時に刀が…けどあの時は近くで見れてないし…

  
I don't know, man.
どうだったかな

  
Maybe. Maybe. 
Just feel free to let me know.
たぶん、ね　まあ教えてくれよ

  
Was it black and then became red 
or was it red all through?
最初から黒だったのか、
それともずっと赤なのか

  
You know, just feel free 
to let me know that.
良かったらコメントで教えてくれ

  
Genya is a demon bro?! What?
玄弥が鬼だったなんて！！

  
How did he become a demon? How?
一体どうやって鬼になったんだ！？

  
I don't understand now, because
まったくワケがわからないよ

  
Like I said, now it would make 
sense why he wasn't eating.
さっきも言ったけど食事をしてないのにも今だったら納得がいく

  
Because I remember in the first episode when Tanjiro and Mitsuri,
３期の１話で炭治郎と蜜璃が

  
were having a conversation, some villagers were telling Mitsuri
話してる時に、里の人が蜜璃に言ってたよね

  
that Genya hasn't been eating. They bring him food, but he never eats.
玄弥に食事を運んでるけど、全く手を付けないって

  
Makes sense because he's a demon.
今なら納得だ　だって鬼だったから

  
And we all know that demon staple 
food is human beings, right?
鬼の主食は人間だからね

  
So now it makes sense. 
But has he been eating human beings?
色々納得したけど、今まで人を食べてたのか？

  
You know, that's the question.
それも気になるね

  
Or is he just like Nezuko?
それとも禰豆子と同じかな？

  
All she needs is just a rest and sleep.
寝て休めばそれでいいのかな？

  
And she gets stronger like that, you know?
それだけで禰豆子は強くなるからね

  
Is that how it works with Genya?
 But God damn.
玄弥もそうなのかな？けど…

  
When I said Genya is on demon time in
Episode three,
３話の時に「玄弥が鬼モードに！」って言った時

  
I didn't literally think he was actually going to become a demon, bro.
あの時は本当に鬼になるなんて思ってなかった

  
Wow, that is shocking to me. 
That is shocking to me, man.
いやあ、アレは衝撃的だったね

  
Hopefully it doesn't attack Tanjiro now, but god damn, he packed up Aizetsu like that?
炭治郎を攻撃しなければいいけど、哀絶をあんな風に倒すなんて…

  
Yo. Oh, my God. I'm going to need to go back and see that Hinokami Kagura scene, man.
オーマイガッド！またあのヒノカミ神楽のシーン見返さないと

  
Yo, The market changed again and he sliced off Karaku, Sekido...
またアザが変って可楽と積怒…

  
And Urogi’s heads like it was nothing, bro. Oh, my God.
そして空喜の首までも難なく斬っちゃったぞ！
オーマイガッド！

  
And of course, Genya took care of Aizetsu, Yo. Oh, my God.
玄弥も哀絶を倒したし…オーマイガッド！

  
OFFSCREEN Sheesh. 
This episode was insane, man.
そこで終わったね　今回は凄すぎたよ

  
Also love to see Mitsuri
 with her love breathing
それと蜜璃の恋の呼吸も見れて良かった

  
come through and save 
the chief right there.
長を救ったよね

  
I’m surprised I guess, like when she fought that Finding Nemo demon,
驚いたのはあのニモの鬼と戦った時

  
I guess, you know, the bigger 
one with the four vases on it
４つの壺があったあの鬼だ

  
I don’t know, I was expecting Love Breathing to have, like, an effect to it
恋の呼吸に何かしら演出があると思ったけど

  
but I guess it's, 
you know, because that...
けどそうじゃなかったし…

  
Oh, maybe. Well, you know what?
いや、待てよ

  
Let me reserve my judgment 
completely for now.
批判するのは控えよう

  
You know, not that I'm saying 
it's bad, you know,
別に好きじゃないってわけじゃない

  
It's just I was expecting something visually striking, you know?
もっと視覚的に惹かれるかと思っただけだ

  
But let me save my judgment.
けど、批判はもうやめるよ

  
Like I said, for now and then, maybe when we see more forms from her,
今はこれだけだけど、これからもっと型が出てきたら…

  
you know, maybe 
they'll add an effect to it. Because you know,
もっと演出を派手にしてくれるかも

  
All it looked like to me was similar to Tengen, you know, because the
だって、天元の技に似てるから

  
the demon looks like he was exploding from the inside, you know.
鬼が内側から破裂してるように見えたし

  
When she did her first 
Love Breathing, first form
蜜璃が最初に恋の呼吸壱ノ型をした時

  
Was it shivering...
Shivers Of First Love?
「初恋のいななき」だっけ？

  
I believe that's what it was called.
確かそんな技名だったよな

  
And then Muichiro taking on Gyokko
そして無一郎は玉壺と戦ってる

  
Gyokko is a scumbag man, 
but oh, my God
玉壺はクソ野郎だねオーマイガッド

  
He got you know, the needles in him.
そして無一郎は針の攻撃を喰らった

  
Yo Saving Kanamori and 
Kotetsu like that.
あんな風に鉄穴森と小鉄を助けるなんて

  
Oh, that is so painful.
あれは痛そうだった

  
And now he's currently underwater. 
He's been trapped.
そして水の中に閉じ込められてしまった

  
And you know, demon slayers need to breathe to be able to use the breathing techniques.
鬼殺隊は戦うために呼吸法を使うからね

  
So Muichiro is...  he's in a
 big bind right now.
無一郎は今囚われの身になってしまった

  
Not even a little bind. 
He's in a big bind right now.
行動を封じられてしまってるんだ

  
But I have faith in him. 
I hope he’ll be able to...
けど無一郎を信じてるよ、きっと彼なら…

  
And the needles have poison, too!!
んであの針にも毒があるんだよなあ！

  
That is so unfair, man. God damn, 
these demons are so strong.
不公平だよな　この鬼たち強すぎだよ

  
But yeah, man.
まあ、そんなところだ

  
Okay, now that we're done with with, you know, Hantengu
けど半天狗は倒したからね

  
I mean, we cut off all the heads.
首は全部斬ったし

  
Hopefully he doesn't multiply into somebody else.
また誰か増えない事を祈るしかないね

  
Hopefully, you know, I'm going to go with... I'm going to go with....
俺の考えとしては…

  
I think we're done. 
I hope, with Hantengu specifically.
きっと半天狗は倒せてるよ　そう願う

  
Because god damn, man,
 he was really strong.
だってめっちゃ強かったからね

  
Anyway, guys, this episode was insane.
とにかく、今回はヤバかったよ

  
Thank you all so much.
みんなありがとう

  
I'm sorry if I was screaming and everything, but can you blame me, man?
叫びすぎててゴメンな　けど、しょうがないだろ？

  
This stuff is so hype because I hear so many people in the comment section are always complaining.
凄く楽しいからそうなるんだけど、コメント欄で苦情が来てるって聞いてるからね

  
Oh, my God, Michael, you scream so much and everything. Bro.
「OMGマイケル、お前叫び過ぎだよ」とかね

  
When I'm a hype, I scream.
興奮したら叫んじゃうんだよ！

  
I'm just being me, bro. 
What do you want from me?
これが俺のあるがままなんだ？どうしろって言うんだよ？

  
Do you want me to just hold all that hype in?
興奮するのを我慢しろってか！？

  
I'll freaking... bro I'm going to have constipation if I do that.
我慢したら俺は便秘になっちまうぞ！！ww

  
But anyway, guys, that's it from me.
ともかく、俺からは以上だ

  
If you enjoy my reaction to this particular episode of
この鬼滅の刃刀鍛冶の里編

  
Kimetsuno Yaiba Katanakaji No Sato Hen
（日本語で言ってます）

  
episode five of The Sword Smith Village,
第５話、だね

  
which was so far the hypest 
episode so far, man.
今のところ１番興奮した回だったね

  
God damn Tanjiro popped off for that Hinokami Kagura Dragon, man! Goddamn!
炭治郎はあのヒノカミ神楽で活躍したね！

  
What did you call it? Head of the Dragon or something.
なんて言ったっけ？カブラマイとかだっけ？

  
I'm going to need to 
go back and check it out.
あとで見返さないとね

  
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