The octopus has no rules.

+That is bull sh_t! When you're dating, there are many.
The obvious, "NO CHEATING!"

AND messaging other men in your Instagram.
While sitting across from me at Café Gusto!
AND responding on Line to other men.

>Why not? I say I have a boyfriend! They just keep messaging me.
It's rude to not reply!

+Look! I am not just some shmuck or push over guy like those you have been messaging "SINCE" we've been sitting here eating for the past 30 minutes at Café Gusto.
Do you see me messaging other women?

>The octopus has no rules.
How could it? It has 9 brains.
I can't help it if I can multitask with efficiency.
With one brain, I'm having a conversation with you.
Another, I'm thinking about what to put into my mouth next.
Is it the pasta or a fried potato?
The 3rd brain, I'm focused on a client and an important project. But you didn't  seem to notice that. I'm efficient!
The 4th, I'm flexing my leg and calf muscles under the table as we sit. Working out and eating. My butt muscles too.
I worry about sitting too long on a flat seat. It will smash my butt and it may no longer be round and plump. You like my butt!
Do you want me to have a flat butt?   

+"Of course not!"

>You see! And my 5th brain is thinking about what to get your mother for her birthday. Did you forget it is this Friday?

+"Oh my God!"

>You see! I got you covered my love!
Do you want to know what my 6th brain is doing?

+Go on!

>I've noticed that you have been stressed lately. It can't be helped. April is around the corner and companies are busy.
Do you know what I'm wearing under this dress?

+Why should I?

>I'm wearing no underwear. Nothing! Nada!
Not even panties.
I've seen you noticed somethings protruding through the front of my floral blouse. It's cold in here and I picked the table under the air conditioner. It can only been noticed from a short distance, "like from across the table."

+That still doesn't explain why your not wearing underwear.

>Well, I took the day off tomorrow. Your doing remote work, right?
I thought I would spend the night with you.
Cook breakfast and,… you know.
"AND" I've only ordered a salad because I don't want to have a full belly.

+Why only salad? You said you were hungry.

>My 7th brain planned this day and is currently still in the process of  executing it. It also involves having a flat tummy so I look good without clothes. You're stressed and I want to look my best!
"AND" I'm not gona tell you what my 8th and 9th brain is doing.
Let me just say it is all for you my love! Just wait.
Or do you really want to wait?

+CHECK PLEASE!